Please stop Mei-chan… I’m dying… On second thought, keep it going.
P.S. This is Rakuen’s elaborate attempt of rendering 8minutes and 11seconds of moe into this post… Since I can’t sleep unless I get this out of my system. This is a SO MOE I DIED post.
ONII-CHAN
Mei: Ahh, it’s so cute!
Tomoya: It’ll probably look good on you.
Mei: I wish you were really my brother.
Tomoya: Do you really mean that?
Mei: I do.
Tomoya: Then try treating me like I’m your brother. (BAD IDEA!!!)
Mei: Like you’re my brother?
… Then…
Mei: Hey, Onii-chan.
Tomoya: ///*_*///
Mei: What’s wrong, Onii-chan?
Tomoya: N-Nothing.
Tomoya: That was more effective than I’d thought.
Mei: What are you saying? You’re so weird, Onii-chan.
Tomoya: *moe shiver*
Tomoya: This is dangerous.
Tomoya: No more “Onii-chan”!
Mei: Why? I can’t call you “Onii-chan”, Onii-chan?
Tomoya: *desperate moe shield* Actually, don’t stop.
Tomoya: *Kyou/Kotomi/Ryou sensor triggered*
Kyou+Kotomi+Ryou: O.o …
Tomoya: You guys… Since when?
Kotomi: He’s making Mei-chan call him “Onii-chan”.

Kyou: He’s dangerous.
Kotomi: He looked really turned on.
Ryou: *sobbing* Oka… Okazaki-kun…
Tomoya: No. There’s reason behind this.
Ryou: *panic* We didn’t see anything.
Kyou: *complete disgust* You’ll infect us with your idiocy.
Kyou: Run for it.
Tomoya: You got it wrong!
Ryou/Kyou: Hurry! *run in fear and disgust. but mostly disgust* Don’t follow us!
Tomoya: No more “Onii-chan” after all!
Mei: Eh…
Tomoya: Actually I take it back.
Girls in the side: *murmur*
Mei: Onii-chan. What should Mei do?
Tomoya: No more!
I forbid it!!!
CREPE
Mei: Wow! There are so many to choose from! The city is amazing after all.
Tomoya: This isn’t really a city, you know. Want me to treat you? (BAD IDEA!!! AGAIN!!!)
Mei: Really? Then I’ll have… This one! I’ve never seen something like this before!
Tomoya: Princess Crepe? She’s right, I’ve never seen anything like this before. Hey, the price is princess-like, too (2,000 yen). Girls are unbelievable. How about something else? How about the Maharajah crepe-
Mei: Onii-chan… Mei wants to eat the Princess Crepe.
Mei:It’s delicious!
Tomoya: I’m such a…
Mei: Do you want to try some, too?
Tomoya: Then I’ll take a bite.
Mei: Ehhh!!! You took the strawberry.
Tomoya: You said I can try some.
Mei: I hate you, Onii-chan.
Tomoya: No! Don’t hate me!
Mei: Then can we do that together? *points at photobooth* Then I’ll forgive you.
Tomoya: You’re kidding. That’s lame.
Mei: Strawberry!
Rakuen’s REFLECTION
I nearly died. Well, now it’s Mei’s time for some spotlight. Here are some things I learned after 8minutes and 11seconds:
1. More than 90% of men succumb when called “Onii-chan”.
2. Mei + “Onii-chan” = Instant Kill
3. KyoAni + Mei’s Moe = Death by the Hundreds or Thousands
4. Tomoya is susceptible to being lured out from Nagisa.
5. Mei + Princess Crepe = Poor wallet
6. TomoyaXMei fanfics are gonna be pouring in.
October 19th, 2008 at 7:44 am
This episode is cute. :)
Sunohara should really straighten things up.
Sanae is 36. No wonder… That’s just a guess on her age..hehe…
October 19th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The Moe Meter is OFF THE CHARTS.
*Dies of moe overload*
October 19th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
MOE OVER 9000
October 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Somebody… stop them… or not.. XD
October 19th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
this was a great episode and nice pic lined up. up there
October 20th, 2008 at 5:49 am
@rollchan: There’s gonna be a Tomoya-Youhei fighting next episode, I think. I think Sanae is a bit of a loli for a 36-year-old then.
@Yamcha: Yamcha-san, get a hold of yourself! Paramedics, get me a bucket of amonia here.
@.sea: In my opinion, Sanae is capable of going to 12000, but Mei can reach up to 15000.
@Arachnicus: Ara-kun, you’re part of that 90% of men. Yes you are! Yes you are!
@Chimasternmay: Thanks. I think nobody’s gone this far just for Mei yet.
October 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
October 21st, 2008 at 4:29 am
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGHHH!!!
Or in other words “MOE”.
October 21st, 2008 at 5:13 am
@Shin & mellow_bunny: You guys should have seen the looks in your faces…. Well I can’t see them, but I’m sure you’ve got your eyes wide open.
October 21st, 2008 at 11:28 am
quite the funny+moe scene. What I really love is that in After Story, Ryou has a hair-trigger “Cry” switch. Look at the girl wrong and she just loses it. Hilarious.
October 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
I replayed this about 7 times with the “mei-moe part” and 3 hours of watching episode 3. *lol* I want to scream “Kyaa~” instead of hurling myself on my bed “Wow, Mei-chan’s a superb MOE!”
October 22nd, 2008 at 5:31 am
@otou-san: That’s moe for me. As long as she doesn’t do that everytime, ’cause that’s gonna bother me.
@tflops: I replayed it 6 times, I lost to Mei’s sugoi charm. She has just dethroned Sanae from the spotlight, though there immediately came the Sanaeist.
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
“So moe I died” is definitely right. Mei is stronger than I thought 0_o
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
@ETERNAL: Yes, she’s above Sanae by 5000 points.
October 24th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
arenagato, if you could hear me… is Rakuen the only worker here? I mean… hehe… if that so… it should be rakuen-rakuen.net…
this site needs more writers… 1 writer gets more and more boring… ;____;
October 25th, 2008 at 8:22 am
@rollchan: I haven’t heard anything with Nagato-sama and the other guys for weeks now, I’m just going through my normal blogging routine… that makes 3 posts a week, most of the time.
Don’t worry, they’ll be back soon. When Nagato-sama gets his/her powers back, things are gonna get more interesting…
October 25th, 2008 at 9:46 am
his/her?
hmmm… ’smell sumtin phishie here… hehehe…
anyone who wants to blog Gundam 00? or Toradora? or Kannagi? :(
October 26th, 2008 at 4:22 am
@rollchan: Actually I thought it was Webmaster62-san or .sea-san that’s going to cover Toradora. And it’s .sea-san that’s covering Gundam 00, he just haven’t posted episodes 2-4 yet. I think he’s planning to post many episodes in one go?
And about the ‘his/her’ thing, I made a deal with Nagato-sama to keep some things confidential.
October 26th, 2008 at 6:54 am
sou ka…
Nagato-sama wa otoko ja nai. Onna desu. :)
October 27th, 2008 at 5:47 am
@rollchan: That I cannot tell you… You may have guesses but I cannot tell you. That’s how much I love Nagato-sama.
If Nagato-sama = male, it’d be like Junjou Romantica.
if Nagato-sama = female, it’d be like ZnT or Toradora.
…god he’s/she’s gonna pummel me if he/she hears about this. Probably…
*Rakuen cringes*