Please yawn some more, Kyonko-sama!… Alright, she has nothing to do with this.

<sigh> Ahh, who am I kidding? Screw me now. We’re kinda on serious hiatus problem right now (at least that’s how I see it).

So most have been wondering why Nagato-sama has been out for a lot of weeks now. School stuff. Great. But he/she will be back by the end of December so don’t you worry.

And guess what? To make up for crap I’ve been laying here, Rakuen decided to alter the blogosphere with a new portion, a monthly portion he’d like to call “Screw that blogger” “Know Them Bloggers”. I can’t make up a catchy title so you’ll have to forgive that.

So for what is this monstrosity for?

“Know Them Damn Bloggers” is Rakuen’s futile attempt to redeem himself for laying waste in Are-Are. As the title says, we’ll be (or at least, I’ll be) interviewing a bunch of bloggers in the anime-blogging industry.

We’ll help you know your favorite blogger’s deepest darkest brokenness, that one he/she did not include in his/her about page/members page/description page. We’ll be enumerating every single fetish, fanboyism/fangirlism, etc. our target has.

We’ll be pimping out bloggers, even if they’re so pimped out already. Hotlinking will be very common.

We’ll let YOU scrutinize your favorite bloggers. Yes we will be getting some other guys to rate him/her. You can be the jury.

Know Them Bloggers will be a monthly commotion here. Well I wont be able to talk with him/her in person so I’ll just send an email and pretend we actually talked in person, or add him/her up for messenger. Yes, it’s stupid.

Want to be in the gangbang fun, send us a target? Send us (me) these following info:

1. Your name (you could be anonymous),

2. your target,

and tell me 3. why you want us to attack him/her.

I’ll be flashing every end of the month our next target, so if you want to be part of the bang-jury, send me these following info:

1. Your name,

2. Featured target (as stated in the event flash every end of the month),

and 3. your conviction/review (You can say everything you want,

we won’t be editing them except for misspelled words.

We’ll only be choosing a handful of well-written convictions so write hard.)

Our first victim starts here within our domain. You missed him/her. You want to bed him/her (or at least, I do).

It’s this guy/gal:

I’d like to invite especially those who have been regularly with Nagato-sama, reading his/her post for some time now. That includes you Shin. So send me your Nagato reviews before December 15 or something.