WHAT A BADLY DISGUISED BLADED IMPLEMENT

Note: My friend wrote this thing, but I’m publishing it under my name.

Kyoko: OH HAI MY BOSS IS SORTA UNHAPPY BECAUSE HE PREFERRED ME BEFORE I DYED MY HAIR AND STUFF OK NOW TO GO WALK AROUND AIMLESSLY AND HOPE A TALENT SCOUT NOTICES

Salesperson: Ma’am, would you like to try some cosmetics?

Kyoko: THIS REMINDS ME OF SHOTARO OMG I HATE HIM SO MUCH I’LL GET MY REVENGE AND CRUSH YOU OK I AM RIDING OFF ON MY BICYCLE NOW

Kyoko: HELLO I AM AT SHOTARO’S RIVAL AGENCY LME HEY CAN I BARGE IN TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

Sawaru: So you want to join the entertainment industry?

Kyoko: OMG YYYYYYES

Sawaru: What do you want to do? Do you have any talents?

Kyoko: IDK LOL

Sawaru: You’re just here to get close to Tsuruga Ren, aren’t you?

Kyoko: OMG NO WAIT WAT HE WORKS HERE I TOTALLY DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING

Ren: What’s going on here?

Kyoko: TSURUGA REN OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH WAIT ACTUALLY NO I DON’T I ONLY HATED YOU BECAUSE OF SHOTARO

Sawaru: This girl here wants to join show business but doesn’t have reason or interest to do so.

Ren: GTFO

Kyoko: OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH I AM GOING TO SIT OUTSIDE HERE UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ME

Sawaru: Looks like she gave up and went home.

Kyoko: Y HALO THAR

Sawaru: NO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

Kyoko: SAWARU TAKENORI HEAD OF LME TALENT SECTION BORN MARCH 10 BLOODTYPE AB 41 YEARS OLD PLZ LET ME JOIN

Sawaru: HOLY GEEZ SHE’S INSANE THANK GOD I GOT INTO THIS CAB

Kyoko: HELLO HOW ARE YOU AGAIN I CAN RIDE MY BICYCLE AS FAST AS A CAR NOW PLZ LET ME JOIN HI I AM AT YOUR HOUSE RINGING UR DOORBELLS PLZZZ LET ME JOIN I AM OUTSIDE YOUR BATHROOM WINDOW PLZ LET ME JOIN I CAN DO THIS FOR DAAAAAYS

Sawaru: OK FINE INSTEAD OF GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER I WILL CAVE IN BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO TAKE AN AUDITION

Kyoko: OKAY

Sawaru: HOW CAN SHE BE SO CAREFREE SHE HAS NO TIME TO PREPARE

Kyoko: THIS IS GREAT I HAVE AN APPLICATION FORM AND THE AUDITION IS IN 3 DAYS AND OHGOD WHY IS THIS LARGE AND VERY SOLID OBJECT IN MY WAY

Ren: Hello

Kyoko: PARTICIPATING IS NOT A WASTE OF TIME

Ren: So why do you want to join?

Kyoko: REVENGEEEE

Ren: Do not expect to pass this audition with guts alone.

Kyoko: WOW OMG I HAET YOU SO MUCH TSURUGA REN I WILL DESTROY YOU AND SHOTARO BOTH

Kyoko: WOW ALL THESE GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY THIS REMINDS ME OF SHOTARO I AM GOING TO MAKE A VOODOO DOLL NOW

Kotonami: Y IS THIS LITTEL GIRL HERE ALSO YOU WITH THE ORANGE HAIR WHY ARE YOU SEWING AND KNITTING GTFO

Other Contestants: There, there. It’ll be okay, little girl.

Kyoko: HAY LITTLE GIRL DO YOU THINK CRYING SOLVES YOUR PROBLEMS WELL YOU’RE WRONG

I AM GOING TO PEEK AROUND THIS CURTAIN AND LOOK SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE I WILL BE IMPORTANT 4 EPISODES FROM NOW

Everyone: OMG WHAT IS ALL THIS FANFARE WUTS GOING ON

Lory: HELLO I AM LME PRESIDENT LORY TAKARADA DESPITE MY EXTREMELY FLAMBOYANT ENTRANCE I AM (PROBABLY) NOT GAY

Kotonami: MY EXTRAORDINARY MEMORY AND GOOD LOOKS WILL WIN THE DAY BUT THAT COMMONER WHO WAS SEWING EARLIER WILL FAIL

Kyoko: I HAS A KNIFE AND A DAIKON

Everyone: WTF